Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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