Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize