just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
