if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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