So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just cut my nipple shaving
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
