Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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