Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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