Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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