I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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