checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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