My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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