Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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