you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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