He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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