Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
