he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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