nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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