We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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