You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
