remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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