May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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