sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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