Do you still have your period?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
false alarm. still invincible.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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