I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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