He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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