new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just invented taco cereal.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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