dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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