Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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