let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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