Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
