Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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