So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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