I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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