Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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