Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I wish i was in the wii world.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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