i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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