***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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