I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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