You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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