fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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