That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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