I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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