i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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