why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just invented taco cereal.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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