I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
