all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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