Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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