Don't EVER smell your tampon
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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