we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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