when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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