Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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