Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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