idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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