please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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