Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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