OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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