If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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